Create your own surplus!



How would you like to have extra CASH? Cash to buy the things you really want - a car, a boat, or just give it away to your friends? How do you create a "SURPLUS" of CASH?? How can you have more CASH coming in than you have going out?

The government knows how, and now I am about to reveal their secret to you. "Oh, sure", I can hear you say. "The government has all those billions rolling in every day. But I have expenses!"

But think about it. The government has expenses, too. Yet they manage to have a "SURPLUS". HOW DO THEY DO IT?

In the next 5 minutes I am about to reveal to you the government's secret and show you how to create your own BUDGET SURPLUS. Later on I will be giving you a BONUS secret, just for coming to this site today. Ready? Let's get started!




First, take a sheet of paper and make a list of all your monthly cash expenses (not including loans and credit cards) - food, gasoline, electric, insurance, entertainment (seems endless, doesn't it?).

Now, next to each of those items list the amount you spend on them each month.

Now make a list of all your monthly credit expenses - mortgage, car loan, credit cards - and put the amount you spend each month.

Now the hard part. Take a look at your last month's pay stubs. The difference between the money you spend each month and the amount coming in from your paychecks determines if you have a BUDGET DEFICIT or a BUDGET SURPLUS.

If you are one of the lucky few to have a BUDGET SURPLUS, GREAT! But I can show you how to put even more CASH in your hands each and every month.

And what if you are already in a BUDGET DEFICIT spending mode? No problem!! Believe it or not, you're already half way there to having even more CASH to spend on the things you want!

What's the secret? How did the government generate this amazing BUDGET SURPLUS? Here's how!

Remember when you made that list of all your credit expenses? You know that little box on your monthly credit card statement that says "Minimum Amount Due"? Do you take advantage of it, or do you slavishly send in the total amount due, or at least an amount that makes your checkbook say "Ouch!"? Next month, and every month after, here's what you do. Do this each and every month from now on and you will find that you have MORE CASH each and every month! Send in ONLY the Minimum Amount Due. The money you don't send in is now MORE CASH in your hands!

Want even MORE CASH? Remember those non-credit items you listed? What's wrong with putting those on the credit card, too? Food, gas, even movies! Most places take credit cards! Every time you make your purchase with the credit card instead of cash puts MORE CASH in your hands each and every month!

That's it! That's all there is too it! That's how the government has a BUDGET SURPLUS, even after all those years of DEFICIT spending. Now you can have a BUDGET SURPLUS just like your Uncle Sam. You just OWE the money, instead of actually SPENDING it. Like the Vice President says, he wants to give away the government's SURPLUS because, after all, if it stays in Washington, the government will just SPEND it. And like the President says, its your money. Why shouldn't you get to keep it?

What's that you say? Something about DEBT? Well that's my BONUS SECRET that I'm willing to share with you today just for stopping by. If you're worried about debt, just do like the government does. IGNORE IT!

Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you have lots of fun with all that extra CASH from your very own BUDGET SURPLUS.

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