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South Park is the touching drama about four slightly foul-mouthed young lads living in a small Colorado town. Weekly, the show puts the children in everyday common situations we've all experienced; such as volcanoes, UFOs, genetic mutations, Mexican staring frogs, and sometimes even Damien himself.

Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park is based on the animated short Spirit of Christmas. It airs Wednesdays at 9:00pm CST on Comedy Central (reruns of Wednesday's episode are on Friday and Saturday nights).

Episode Guide

Here's a very brief synopsis of all the episodes so far. I'd love to go into more detail, but I don't want to kill the suspense.

    Season One
Pilot The Spirit of Christmas The raunchy non-rated pilot that created it all. Spirit of X-Mas was originally created on an extremely limited budget as a video Christmas Card of sorts. Soon, bootlegs of the few originals made were distributed across the country. This short pits the two major icons of Christmas, Jesus and Santa Claus, in a fight to the death. If you like South Park, You'll love the Spirit of Christmas. Check out the Links to download or watch with Real Video. (Public Service Announcement: SoC does have a huge amount of foul language worse than South Park (Comedy Central could not air this episode). Parental Discretion is strongly advised!)
101 Anal Probe My favorite episode. The "visitors" come to South Park, Cartman gets an anal probe, Kyle's little brother Ike is abducted, cattle are running scared, and Kenny dies!
102 Weight Gain 4000 The town is buzzing with news that Kathie Lee Gifford is coming to South Park in order to honor Cartman with an award for an environmental essay. Mr.Garrison deals with repressed angst, Cartman bulks up for his national television debut, and Kenny dies.
103 Volcano Stan struggles to be his Uncle Jimbo's favorite nephew on a hunting trip. The trip is spoiled when nearby Mt. Evanston becomes an active volcano, and Kenny dies. Special appearance by Skuzzlebutt., Lord of the Mountain.
104 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride The South Park Cows play their homecoming football game trying to beat the 72-point spread. Meanwhile Stan, their star quarterback tries to deal with the fact that his dog is gay.
105 Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Kyle tries his hand at genetic mutations, crossing his mail-order pet elephant with Cartman's pot-bellied pig in order to get "small, pot-bellied elephants you can keep in the house." A genetic scientist thinks otherwise and steal's some of Stan's blood to create his own genetic mutation. Meanwhile, Stan confronts his abusive sister, and Kenny dies.
106 Death Stan's grandfather is sick of being old and wants Stan to help kill him. Stan's parents and Kyle's mom go to New York in order to stop a filthy cartoon that all the kids love. Special appearance by the Grim Reaper, and Kenny dies.
107 Pink Eye (Halloween Special) - The boy's Halloween is spoiled due to a rash of Pink Eye, or is it an epidemic of the living dead? All I do know is that Kenny dies (twice!)
108 Damien It's Cartman's Birthday, but the whole town is more interested in the pay-per-view fight of the century; Jesus vs. Satan.
109 Starvin' Marvin (Thanksgiving Special) - Genetically altered turkeys with a taste for blood run rampant through the town. The kids find it in their hearts to sponsor a poor starving "Ethernopian" child. Sally Struthers goes on an eating binge, and Kenny dies.
110 Mr. Hanky (Christmas Special) - The town of South Park attempts to celebrate Christmas without offending any of the townsfolk. Kyle gets committed because he's a "fecalfilliac," and Kenny dies?
111 Tom's Rhinoplasty Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence in order to get a facelift. Meanwhile, the boys have huge crushes on their substitute teacher, Ms. Ellen.
112 Mecha Streisand The children unearth an ancient crystal of tremendous power and must prevent Barbara Streisand from taking over the world. Who can save the world from this danger? How about Leonard Maltin and the Cure's Robert Smith?
113 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Who is Cartman's Father? Chef? Mr. Garrison? Jimbo? Ned? The 1991 Denver Broncos. What a cliffhanger!
     
    Season Two
201 Not Without My Anus Who is Cartman's Father? It's, it's......April Fool! Trey & Matt aren't yet ready to reveal the truth. Instead, we're psyched into a full length Terrance & Phillip cartoon.
202 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The episode we've been waiting for. Mephisto is shot before he can reveal the answer. The boys rush him to the hospital as the rest of the town try to find his killer.
203 Chickenlover The boys help Officer Barbrady learn to read and solve an incomprehensible crime.
204 Ike's Wee-Wee Ike is in peril again, and it's up to Kyle to save him. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is suspended for a misworded-worded anti-drug message.
205 Conjoined Fetus Lady The school dodgeball team advances to the world finals, while the townsfolk try to make the school nurse feel better about herself and her deformity.
206 The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka
Ned & Jimbo's new talk show enters a ratings war with "Jesus & Friends," and everyone learns an important lesson about lying.
207 Flashback / City on the Edge of Forever
A bus accident traps the children on the schoolbus. , Miss Crabtree leaves in search of help, while the boys reminisce about the "good old days" ( last season).
208 Summer Sucks Fireworks are banned in South Park, Ned & Jimbo are trapped in Mexico, and the town must deal with a giant uncontrollable snake firework.
209 Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls The independent film festival moves to South Park, and everyone gets tired of seeing "gay cowboys eating pudding"
210 Chicken Pox Kenny gets the chicken pox, and Kyle uncovers their parent's conspiracy to get Stan, Cartman, and himself sick too.
211 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Stan and Kyle discover the Planetarium owner's secret agenda.
212 Clubhouses
Kyle and Stan build a clubhouse in order to play Spin the Bottle with Wendy and BeBe, Cartman and Kenny build a rival treehouse, and Stan's parents separate.
213 Cow Days
 It's time to honor South Park's most respected animal: the cow. Stan and Kyle try to win Terrence and Philip dolls by tossing their balls in Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, and Cartman thinks he's Ming Lee, a Vietnamese prostitute.
214 Chef Aid
Chef loses a lawsuit against a record company and hits rock bottom. The boys organize a concert to help pay for Chef's legal fees.

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Links

South Park - Comedy Central's official site.
Comedy Central Store - good place for SP shirts, you can probably find the same stuff at the mall.
www.BEEF-CAKE.com - up to the minute info on South Park, and tons of sound files from the episodes.
South Park Palace Chat - Chat as your favorite South Park character.
South Park Post Office - When you care enough to send the very best.
The Unofficial South Park Homepage
Another Unofficial South Park Website
South Park Secrets - the mystery behind the show.
Adequate.com's South Park
Just South of South Park
Cartman's A Fat Ass: A South Park Page
Aliens Stuck Stuff Up Your Ass!
Goin' Down To South Park
KICK ASS: A South Park Page
BlackBart's South Park Page
Kenny: the art of dying
Welcome to South Park
Park South - All South Park, All the time.
RSPN Southzone - What it might lack in info, is made up in the ad banners and stories this site has!
Mike Kalec's South Park Games - Computer games based on South Park.

South Park Sound Archives - when just seeing the boys isn't enough!
South Park On-Line - Download the "Spirit of Christmas" here.
This Week on South Park - Real Video streams of this week's episode.
Sheepbalz's South Park Sound Archive
South Park Sound Files
South Park Sound
The South Park Sound Archive
South Park Guitar Central - Tabs for all the South Park sounds.

The Spirit of Christmas - a few sites dedicated to the pilot.
The Definitive Spirit of Christmas Archive
The Spirit of Christmas Official Distribution Site
The Spirit of South Park

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