
South Park is the touching drama about four slightly foul-mouthed young lads living in a small Colorado town. Weekly, the show puts the children in everyday common situations we've all experienced; such as volcanoes, UFOs, genetic mutations, Mexican staring frogs, and sometimes even Damien himself.
Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park is based on the animated short Spirit of Christmas. It airs Wednesdays at 9:00pm CST on Comedy Central (reruns of Wednesday's episode are on Friday and Saturday nights).
Here's a very brief synopsis of all the episodes so far. I'd love to go into more detail, but I don't want to kill the suspense.
| Season One | ||
| Pilot | The Spirit of Christmas | The
raunchy non-rated pilot that created it all. Spirit of
X-Mas was originally created on an extremely limited
budget as a video Christmas Card of sorts. Soon, bootlegs
of the few originals made were distributed across the
country. This short pits the two major icons of
Christmas, Jesus and Santa Claus, in a fight to the
death. If you like South Park, You'll love the Spirit of
Christmas. Check out the Links to download or
watch with Real Video. (Public Service Announcement:
SoC does have a huge amount of foul language worse than
South Park (Comedy Central could not air this episode).
Parental Discretion is strongly advised!) |
| 101 | Anal Probe | My
favorite episode. The "visitors" come to South
Park, Cartman gets an anal probe, Kyle's little brother
Ike is abducted, cattle are running scared, and Kenny
dies! |
| 102 | Weight Gain 4000 | The town
is buzzing with news that Kathie Lee Gifford is coming to
South Park in order to honor Cartman with an award for an
environmental essay. Mr.Garrison deals with repressed
angst, Cartman bulks up for his national television
debut, and Kenny dies. |
| 103 | Volcano | Stan
struggles to be his Uncle Jimbo's favorite nephew on a
hunting trip. The trip is spoiled when nearby Mt.
Evanston becomes an active volcano, and Kenny dies.
Special appearance by Skuzzlebutt., Lord of the Mountain. |
| 104 | Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride | The South Park Cows play their homecoming
football game trying to beat the 72-point spread.
Meanwhile Stan, their star quarterback tries to deal with
the fact that his dog is gay. |
| 105 | Elephant Makes Love to a Pig | Kyle
tries his hand at genetic mutations, crossing his
mail-order pet elephant with Cartman's pot-bellied pig in
order to get "small, pot-bellied elephants you can
keep in the house." A genetic scientist thinks
otherwise and steal's some of Stan's blood to create his
own genetic mutation. Meanwhile, Stan confronts his
abusive sister, and Kenny dies. |
| 106 | Death | Stan's
grandfather is sick of being old and wants Stan to help
kill him. Stan's parents and Kyle's mom go to New York in
order to stop a filthy cartoon that all the kids love.
Special appearance by the Grim Reaper, and Kenny dies. |
| 107 | Pink Eye | (Halloween
Special) - The boy's Halloween is spoiled due to a
rash of Pink Eye, or is it an epidemic of the living
dead? All I do know is that Kenny dies (twice!) |
| 108 | Damien | It's
Cartman's Birthday, but the whole town is more interested
in the pay-per-view fight of the century; Jesus vs.
Satan. |
| 109 | Starvin' Marvin | (Thanksgiving
Special) - Genetically altered turkeys with a taste
for blood run rampant through the town. The kids find it
in their hearts to sponsor a poor starving
"Ethernopian" child. Sally Struthers goes on an
eating binge, and Kenny dies. |
| 110 | Mr. Hanky | (Christmas
Special) - The town of South Park attempts to
celebrate Christmas without offending any of the
townsfolk. Kyle gets committed because he's a
"fecalfilliac," and Kenny dies? |
| 111 | Tom's Rhinoplasty | Mr.
Garrison takes a leave of absence in order to get a
facelift. Meanwhile, the boys have huge crushes on their
substitute teacher, Ms. Ellen. |
| 112 | Mecha Streisand | The
children unearth an ancient crystal of tremendous power
and must prevent Barbara Streisand from taking over the
world. Who can save the world from this danger? How about
Leonard Maltin and the Cure's Robert Smith? |
| 113 | Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut | Who is
Cartman's Father? Chef? Mr. Garrison? Jimbo? Ned? The
1991 Denver Broncos. What a cliffhanger! |
| Season Two | ||
| 201 | Not Without My Anus | Who is
Cartman's Father? It's, it's......April Fool! Trey &
Matt aren't yet ready to reveal the truth. Instead, we're
psyched into a full length Terrance & Phillip
cartoon. |
| 202 | Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut |
The episode we've been waiting for. Mephisto is shot before he can reveal the answer. The boys rush him to the hospital as the rest of the town try to find his killer. |
| 203 | Chickenlover | The boys
help Officer Barbrady learn to read and solve an
incomprehensible crime. |
| 204 | Ike's Wee-Wee | Ike is in
peril again, and it's up to Kyle to save him. Meanwhile,
Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is suspended for a
misworded-worded anti-drug message. |
| 205 | Conjoined Fetus Lady | The
school dodgeball team advances to the world finals, while
the townsfolk try to make the school nurse feel better
about herself and her deformity. |
| 206 | The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri
Lanka |
Ned & Jimbo's new talk show enters a ratings war with "Jesus & Friends," and everyone learns an important lesson about lying. |
| 207 | Flashback / City on the Edge of
Forever |
A bus accident traps the children on the schoolbus. , Miss Crabtree leaves in search of help, while the boys reminisce about the "good old days" ( last season). |
| 208 | Summer Sucks | Fireworks
are banned in South Park, Ned & Jimbo are trapped in
Mexico, and the town must deal with a giant
uncontrollable snake firework. |
| 209 | Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls | The
independent film festival moves to South Park, and
everyone gets tired of seeing "gay cowboys eating
pudding" |
| 210 | Chicken Pox | Kenny
gets the chicken pox, and Kyle uncovers their parent's
conspiracy to get Stan, Cartman, and himself sick too. |
| 211 | Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty
Foods |
Stan and Kyle discover the Planetarium owner's secret agenda. |
| 212 | Clubhouses |
Kyle and
Stan build a clubhouse in order to play Spin the Bottle
with Wendy and BeBe, Cartman and Kenny build a rival
treehouse, and Stan's parents separate. |
| 213 | Cow Days |
It's time
to honor South Park's most respected animal: the cow.
Stan and Kyle try to win Terrence and Philip dolls by
tossing their balls in Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, and
Cartman thinks he's Ming Lee, a Vietnamese prostitute. |
| 214 | Chef Aid |
Chef
loses a lawsuit against a record company and hits rock
bottom. The boys organize a concert to help pay for
Chef's legal fees. |
South Park - Comedy
Central's official site.
Comedy Central Store - good place for SP shirts, you can
probably find the same stuff at the mall.
www.BEEF-CAKE.com - up to the minute info on South Park, and tons of
sound files from the episodes.
South Park Palace Chat - Chat as your favorite South Park
character.
South Park Post Office - When you care enough to send the very
best.
The Unofficial South Park Homepage
Another Unofficial South Park Website
South Park Secrets - the mystery behind the show.
Adequate.com's South Park
Just South of South Park
Cartman's A Fat Ass: A South Park Page
Aliens Stuck Stuff Up Your Ass!
Goin' Down To South Park
KICK ASS: A South Park Page
BlackBart's South Park Page
Kenny: the art of dying
Welcome to South Park
Park South -
All South Park, All the time.
RSPN Southzone
- What it might lack in info, is made up in the ad banners and
stories this site has!
Mike Kalec's South Park Games - Computer games based on South Park.
South Park Sound
Archives - when just seeing the boys isn't enough!
South Park On-Line - Download the
"Spirit of Christmas" here.
This Week on South Park - Real Video streams of this week's
episode.
Sheepbalz's South Park Sound Archive
South Park Sound Files
South Park Sound
The South Park Sound Archive
South Park Guitar Central - Tabs for all the South Park sounds.
The
Spirit of Christmas - a few sites dedicated to the pilot.
The Definitive Spirit of Christmas Archive
The Spirit of Christmas Official
Distribution Site
The Spirit of South Park
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